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Things that are not funny, April Fools Show more

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Women + aging Show more

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💚 This carbon based lifeform is really of the most gorgeous kind. :_earth: :blobheartcat:

It's opened many of its green solar panels by now. :) 🌱🌳

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I probably should stop pretending that I don't like beards.
:blobthinkingglare:

I mean:
I love bearded ladies.
I keep telling bearded dudes how beautiful they are (sometimes I only fav the selfie... but YOU KNOW I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY!!!)
I have multiple fediverse crushes on people with beards.
...
Maybe just Maybe the whole beard thing isn't...

Naaaaahhhh... I don't like beards.
Nonononono....

....

:blobwhistle:

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Newsflash: turns out people don't want to spend time with you when you're an asshole!

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[art] A literal wall of cock Show more

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Ohne dieses pöse Internet und Euch, wäre ich dieser Tage in der Tat sehr desillusioniert.

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achtung: IT-allrounder sucht *dringend* einen job in hamburg. gerne auch teilzeit und ähnliches.

hinweise bitte an mich per dm, oder mail mit pgp, sogar telefon, egal wie. ich leite weiter. danke!!

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Dudleya cymosa. Also known as a "live forever" this is a very pretty succulent which grows in California and the southern parts of Oregon. Some sub-species are considered locally threatened.

Sadly, because they're such strikingly attractive plants, they're also targeted by poachers who abduct them from their native environments. Sadly, replanting them in the wild is difficult work.

Image source:
instagram.com/p/Bt2L-jsl3FV/

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Nochmal für alle, die mir hier folgen: Mein Hauptaccount, der viel aktiver ist, ist @Julia_Schmeer

Wenn ich Euch nur von hier folge, dann weil ich dusselig bin. Könnt mich dann gerne auf dem anderen Account anschreiben!

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This is my main Account: @Julia_Schmeer
It's way more active than this one. If I only follow you from here, DM me there! It's just because I'm dumb.

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Etiquette Show more

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“People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them and their response is ‘you’re safe with me’ - that’s intimacy.”

— Taylor Jenkins Reid, "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo"

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Life’s too short to hang around waiting to be acknowledged. Sometimes the best thing you can do is just walk away wordlessly.

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@InvaderXan
Every spring when the magnolia blossoms are out I make a point of smelling them. It is only a small windows of time and an excellent reminder to enjoy the moment. :)

Dies ist mein Zweitaccount. Ich poste hier fast nur follower-only. Wisst ihr auch warum?
Nein?

Wegen der guten Emojis. :blobnomcookie:

Ich habe es schon mal gesagt: Wenn mir jemand hier folgen möchte, fasse ich das als glühende Liebeserklärung auf. :blobkissheart:

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BEARDS! BREADS! BEARS?

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