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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

I finished a task and then took a short break and the world didn't end.

I just assume any reply to a Twitter crosspost will go unanswered. It's a black hole until proven otherwise.

more like the "fart" of the deal *ollies into a black hole*

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I watch one streamer that came over to Twitch from YouTube (YT is still her main platform) and the cringiest YouTube eboys follow her to Twitch. The kind that hop into a stream with 400+ viewers and try to get the streamer's attention and get her to personally say Hi or respond to some inane thing. :eyeroll:

a guy came and plowed my driveway. goes by the name of Dick Couture. life is full of surpr

anna boosted

“Breaking political silence” is what privileged people do when the shit finally hits their fan too.

re: roommate gripe, tmi, sick 

Two and a half hours I wait for the bathroom. It's finally my turn, so off course that's when HF pukes in his bed.

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re: roommate gripe, tmi, caps 

still haven't used the bathroom. other roommate is in there now.

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roommate gripe, tmi, caps 

I know you do not feel good but YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY SICK PERSON IN THIS HOUSE AND WE HAVE BUT ONE BATHROOM

@julia are you moved over to harpy.life? Do you need to turn off MBFC at some point?

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