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Hallo, ich bin Norddeutscher. Sie kennen mich bestimmt schon von "Moin".

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hey fedi, have we reminded @MmeLibertine lately that she is cute and awesome?

:itme: : [is allergic to caffeine]
:itme: : The bit in coke zero is fine, I just can't drink a lot.
:itme: : [drinks whole liter]
:itme: : [gets really bad cardiac arrhythmias and thinks she's literally dying]
:itme: : :pika:

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Kids today are entitled? Good! I want young people to have a healthy sense of deserving good things.

Kids today are cynical? Great news, that means they're paying attention!

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I just watched a woman upgrade her sewing machine with a toilet repair kit. Techbros think they're hot shit hackers but they ain't got shit on seamstresses.

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I'm sorry to confuse people sometimes by switching accounts in the weird business I'm conducting on here...

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Oh no, babe, you misunderstand: I'm doing everything right. I'm nailing this! 😆

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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and i'm like, get out of my yard
how'd you, get into my yard
please leave now, you can't have any milkshake

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"If someone mispronounces a word, do not mock them. That means they learned it from reading."

Yeah or the language being spoken is not their first one, or they have any number of neurological or physical or mental illnesses, or they're hard of hearing, or they speak the language with an accent where that is the standard pronunciation, or a million other things and you know what you shouldn't mock anyone for this ever anyway.

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