I should do some chores before :micah: wakes up but oh my god, I don't want to move. It's cold outside of my blanket.

:itme: : You have one way to fuck this up for me. If you do it I will murder you.
:micah: : Noted.

is srs bsns, y'all.

Great activity for boring couples: do jigsaw puzzles of pictures of your nudes together.

Did I ever tell you people about Bernd das Brot? It's a show that plays on the German KIKA TV network in the night when they have nothing to broadcast otherwise.

It's a show about the existential crisis of a depressed, sentient loaf of bread living in a blank white universe tormented by robotic arms and a creepy narrator. It's utterly brilliant.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_

Thinking about closing @Julia as well. I could just put CWs on German toots here.

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I've just learned about "vagina tightening gel" and what the fuck?

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats-a painful

The Thank U, Next video is amazing and the people she got for it are AMAZING! 😆 That's the role Kris Jenner was born to play.

I just saw a tortoise wearing jorts on Twitter and I have to get it xD

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