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#FallCleaning, eye contact Show more

The things one finds in the depths of one's closet.
New trend or a terrible idea? I feel like the hoodie ties the look together.

Aw man, this is a much better hat. I should've worn that while hanging out with :micah:
CW eye contact

Bullet Journal Show more

Bullet Journal Show more

lewdish, tmi, personal, toys, Hamilton (are those enough warnings?) Show more

It's International Vulture Awareness Day so please be aware of vultures, especially those that look like angry dragons with mustaches.

If you have a good picture (own, friend's, found online) that fits any of the following accounts you can contribute!
DM the bot the picture (it removes the handle), add a source, the species and an image description and after being approved by one of the mods the bot will add it to the queue.
@batbot
@beardbot
@Bearbot
@Breadbot
@creepycrawlies
@birb
@flamingo
@parrot
@CuteCritters
@fishies
@FrogsNShit
@cephalobot
It should look something like this (emojis and fun fact optional)

I know this is German but it gives you an idea where in you can turn off that it adds the photo URLs to the toot.

Legends say people wanted beaver testicles for medicine and the beavers were like "Not today, Satan" and chewed them off preemtively so they wouldn't get killed.

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Bodacious Beard Baroness's choices:

Magnificent Beards Fan Club

BEARDS! BREADS! BEARS?

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