: [goes to Goodreads]
Goodreads: The Trillionaire Tater Tots Caused Me Gay (and One of Them is Juggalo!)
: [burns PC]
@Julia W H A T
@Julia oh my god. Art. What is that supposed to be on his hands ?!
@Julia But... But... It's a GOOD read.
@Julia you're gonna let's read this for us, right?