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the year is 2020, and @Julia has just released her "Bearded Men of Mastodon" calendar

Okay, I'm going with and will complain about it over on @Julia to save you all the trouble of having to put it into a filter for this account.

hey fun fact:

admitting when you don't know something, or even more notable: admitting when you're WRONG

is a billion times more acceptable, wanted, and generally Positive as an action to take

than the alternatives, which are often
-pretend you know what you're doing, hurt someone
-twist words to act like you know what you're doing until someone else does the work for you, then benefit off their work and act like you always knew what you were doing
-ignore criticism that is very valid and a thing you could greatly learn from

We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun

We're up all night to post puppy

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My local independent coffee shop has this on their register right now and I think everyone needs to be reminded of this sometimes.

will now be charging a fine for any and all ‘funny’ replies from men

I don’t think we talk enough about how mental illness is defined, under capital, almost entirely by one’s potential productivity.

"It may, however, be a mistake to jump to conclusions" 😹

Take care of yourself so you can keep being awesome.

Können wir bitte aufhören, uns Dinge zu "verdienen" und anfangen, uns etwas zu "gönnen"?!

Verdienen ist immer an Leistung gekoppelt. Machst du A, verdienst du dir B.

Doch was ist, wenn ich keinen Sport mache, aber dennoch ein Eis esse? Dann sieht es die Gesellschaft als nicht verdient an. Dann werden die Augenbrauen hochgezogen.

Lasst uns aufhören, alles mit "Habe ich mir verdient" zu entschuldigen. Lasst uns strahlend sagen "Darauf habe ich Lust/Das gönne ich mir".

Und dir. Von Herzen.

I got this banana phone as a joke but it turns out it's the best Bluetooth headset I've ever used.

Help, I'm managing an international consulting firm via banana.

my contribution to the breadposting discourse

remember when blogs had
<< prev next >> buttons under every post, and no one knew what damn direction in time that meant?

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