Bodacious Beard Baroness @Julia@magnificentbeardsfan.club
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I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
Done with humanity since '87.
Interact with @julia before following here.
Joined Jul 2018
I think it's going to be soup time soon. 
I should do some chores before 
wakes up but oh my god, I don't want to move. It's cold outside of my blanket.
: You have one way to fuck this up for me. If you do it I will murder you. : Noted.
#Labyrinth is srs bsns, y'all.
Welcome to @virelai. Enjoy the emojis! 😉
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Great activity for boring couples: do jigsaw puzzles of pictures of your nudes together.
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Did I ever tell you people about Bernd das Brot? It's a show that plays on the German KIKA TV network in the night when they have nothing to broadcast otherwise.
It's a show about the existential crisis of a depressed, sentient loaf of bread living in a blank white universe tormented by robotic arms and a creepy narrator. It's utterly brilliant.
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Thinking about closing @Julia as well. I could just put CWs on German toots here.
Time to break up with again because I have a crush on her:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq7Qcb9Aukg/
I've just learned about "vagina tightening gel" and what the fuck?
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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats-a painful
The Thank U, Next video is amazing and the people she got for it are AMAZING! 😆 That's the role Kris Jenner was born to play.
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I just saw a tortoise wearing jorts on Twitter and I have to get it xD
The physical health tracker for November looks like a cat. 
#BulletJournal
Last day of the month means I should get my #BulletJournal ready to finally use, starting tomorrow.
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Last night I learned that the ping pong tree sponge exists. It's not a tree, of course, but it is a carnivorous sponge that looks like an Ikea light fixture.
Me: [goes outside]
Me, after 3min: Why the hell am I so dizzy right now?
Me: [arrives home after 10min]
Me: [sees glasses on the desk]
Me: 
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what the...... who put horny pills in the town water supply again!!!!
Admin
I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
Done with humanity since '87.
Interact with @julia before following here.
Joined Jul 2018
