It's me, I'm the delivery guy, here to deliver this large sausage pizza.
What, you don't have any money?


Guess I'll just have to eat all this delicious pizza myself. 🤷‍♂️

@Juju stop being so gorgeous. 😅

Also, no don't stop.

@Juju @maloki that was supposed to be “can I be your delivery wife”

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