"Cameron Diaz has just announced on Instagram that she and husband Benji Madden are the new parents to a baby girl named Raddix."
@Juju that poor child
@MmeLibertine And on top of that they stole the name you wanted for yours!!!!11!
@Juju LMAO I WOULD NEVER
@MmeLibertine BUT BABY NAMES HAVE TO BE ~SPECIAL~
@MmeLibertine The potential for bullying... Rad dicks...
@Juju oh she's definitely going to hear that, and a lot of other permutations, I'm sure. her parents are jerks
@MmeLibertine So sad. I had the biggest crush on Benji back in the day. Then Good Charlotte took of, they got rich and now they're doing things like this.
@Juju Oh. Oh dear.
@Juju and thus, a new generation’s Maddox is born
@mood I was going to google how old he is now but I stopped myself because if it turns out that he's 20 already I would fall into a "I'm so old" spiral.
@Juju (maddox was born in 2001)
@popstar HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?
@Juju So, her nickname is…Rad ??? 🤔
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