Julia, delightful person @Juju@magnificentbeardsfan.club

#re #introduction

I'm Julia. I'm 33, a translator and I get easily annoyed by small, inconsequential things.

I like #crossstitch, #sewing, #StardewValley, #PlanetZoo and just generally games you can't "win" (Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.)

I have a bunch of mental health issues (depression, social anxiety, agoraphobia) and also physical health issues because why not, right?

I'm also fat, weirdly charming - which you wouldn't expect after the first sentence - and German.

I feel like I have some mutuals that don't really like me but don't want to unfollow because it would be uncomfortable/weird since we're running in the same circles.

It's me, today 10 years ago. Duckfacing it up!

New stitching scissors and new needle minders! #crossstitch

It's done and no one got shot. Yet.

New threads! #crossstitch

I can't believe Last Tango in Paris was even made and shown and that Marlon Brando had a career after raping a 19-year old on camera for entertainment.

"Du hast immer soviel Wetter :D Ich hab immer nur grau. Grau mit Regen oder grau mit trocken."

Ich mach beruflich was mit Sprache, echt jetzt.

Sometimes I remember that there are probably people who like Travis McElroy and it's honestly distressing.

how to fight irrational thoughts you don't want to have

Absolutely no one:
Me: I AM PECKISH

Offering boyfriend's best friend's wife to beat someone up for her because they stole her cheese.

I'm being shamed for the way I eat. 😭

I'm assuming most people work a normal 8h day so: how many of those are actual work as opposed to just doing something non-work related like scrolling Mastodon?

I freelance and I started using Toggl to see how much I do *actual* work a day and it's between 1–7 hours but I'd say it's around 2–3 on average. I can't focus for longer than that in a day. 🤷‍♀️

I have arisen!

I had forgotten how difficult it is to stop reading a book you're enjoying. That hasn't happened in years. Literally.

Now he's singing Creed. REMEMBER CREED?
I think he has lost his mind.