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My name is Julia, I'm 32 and I'm very annoying and angry which is not a great combination. :fingerguns:

I like , , , , (and livetooting bad books), I just got a keyboard and am learning to play that.

I have a bunch of mental health issues (depression, social anxiety, agoraphobia) and also physical health issues because why not, right?

I'm also fat, a plant killer and German.

HAPPY NEW DECADE!

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Me: I should sleep.
Also me: I should be a shitposty reply guy to annoy my friends.

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bofa.lol. berries.space. witches.live. cryptids.online. long ago, the cancelled instances lived in harmony. but everything changed when they were asked nicely to stop being shitty

I have to get up soon but I don't want toooo. My bed is so comfortable.

In-person date done. Now I don't want to have to meet people for at least two months.

Anyway, I'll have to anyway in a bit, so... yay.

Do I not want to be in the same room as other humans because that's just who I am or is it depression? 🤔

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My friends😬🙏
My buds😬🙏

You can't tell ppl to mute a thread you're making without giving them a unique hashtag to mute, and then you must use that hashtag in each tweet of the thread. Muting conversations only keep them out of your notifs, not your feed

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i love the retreating to twitter so much. literally saying "i would prefer to use an unmoderated, advertisement-ridden, nazi-infested hellhole of a website rather than address the fact that i or someone i'm friends with might have been racist"

food 

When you're helping your colleague with her translation by checking out what the interracial category on Pornhub is called in German because she doesn't want to. 🤣

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The fediverse is a public forum.

Your posts are only as secure as the admins of every instance that your home server federates with, in terms of private and followers-only messages.

If you're going to talk about sensitive information, keep it to Signal or other secure 1-on-1 channels.

Assume that everything you post to the fediverse, is being scooped up by multiple gov agencies around the world.

The Milan scrape was only notable because they made their findings public.

If a university scraping feeds did it, it's safe to assume other, bigger organizations have been doing it for much longer.

Good: I got up when the alarm went off.
Bad: I'm now up at 5 a.m.

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