Julia, scary person @Juju@magnificentbeardsfan.club

#re #introduction

I'm Julia. I'm 33, a translator and I get easily annoyed by small, inconsequential things.

I like #crossstitch, #sewing, #StardewValley, #PlanetZoo and just generally games you can't "win" (Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.)

I have a bunch of mental health issues (depression, social anxiety, agoraphobia) and also physical health issues because why not, right?

I'm also fat, weirdly charming - which you wouldn't expect after the first sentence - and German.

Forgot to let Steam download over night and now I have 0 new games to play.

Selfie Friday! I'm a cool young person!

And yes. I'm wearing overalls and a hat backwards. I'm basically from Disney's Recess.

Me for about 33 years: Disney's Robin Hood is the ideal man.
Justin:

Red overalls without anything underneath.

Turns out Justin thinks the perfect time for taking a nap is while skyping with me. 😐

Wait what? Mom doesn't want me to visit again? BUT MOOOOOOM!

23 minutes! Best run yet! #Hades

The Halloween sale on Steam is going to ruin me.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

https://www.boredpanda.com/male-authors-writing-about-women

Although, after my overalls came yesterday, I briefly considered turning into Mario. But I MADE the dress and bought a wig and shit so Generic Thicc Witch it is.

Generic Thicc Witch is so close. I'm so excited to dress up!

It's All Hallows' Eve Eve!

Friendship.

I'm doing it. After thinking about it for five years I'm finally ordering Doc Martens (and admiring the great translation I did for the website).

Uber is starting next week and Anna and I are very excited about it. We were a good team on the Patreon project.

Noice, my package is here. Fingers crossed that the red dungarees fit.

Demeter's boons are also pretty shit but I like her design more than the other ones. #hades

Dionysus, Aphrodite and Poseidon have the shittiest boons. #hades