Julia, delightful person @Juju@magnificentbeardsfan.club

#re #introduction

I'm Julia. I'm 33, a translator and I get easily annoyed by small, inconsequential things.

I like #crossstitch, #sewing, #StardewValley, #PlanetZoo and just generally games you can't "win" (Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.)

I have a bunch of mental health issues (depression, social anxiety, agoraphobia) and also physical health issues because why not, right?

I'm also fat, weirdly charming - which you wouldn't expect after the first sentence - and German.

And it's always bad songs somehow. Why? WHY?

There's going to be erratic anxiety tooting from me until The Thing is over. Sorry.

Did you know listening to one song on repeat is a type of stimming?
Anyway, let's go for a seventh round with Rollin' by Limp Bizkit I guess.

That is the prettiest snake I've ever seen!
https://twitter.com/angela_lmx/status/1421523616252968961

Stolen from Twitter but it made me chuckle/sob.

I'm so stressed and anxious that I just started crying for no reason.
Just doing dishes and BOOM.
I hate it.

#AWayOut is so surreal because we're literally playing ourselves. Justin is the sensible old man and I'm the violent hothead.

Wouldn't mutual-only posting be grand?
So only friends can read your toots and not all those thirst followers?

I'm watching the first season with Justin and it hurts me physically that I can't spoil anything. Like, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND HE DOESN'T AND IT'S KILLING ME!
But on the plus side, Skype is on and I can watch his reactions.
He's so certain that Giannina and Damian will never last and HNNNNNNNNNG :

New shirt done! Maybe a bit tight but it's Hot Girl Summer so....
(done = all the sewing is done, the thread ends still have to be dealt with... at some point) #sewing

It's a shame that I'm playing Stardew Valley with Americans and they won't fully appreciate me naming a chicken Gudrhuhn.

You can play Grounded for free for the next three days on Steam!

I have a long weekend! I CAN DO ANYTHING TODAY! Will it be productive or nah? Stay tuned.

I've ordered my first physical copy of a book in.......................... ten years? How long have I had my Kindle? Anyway. It's Come As You Are by Emily Nagoski and I'm excited to learn sexy science!

I wonder sometimes if people think my English is bad because I often say "happy end" instead of "happy ending" because that's what it is in German. Why did we steal words incorrectly? Why is it "Handy" and not "Phone"? What are we doing?!

The USA should consider letting children go to school...
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdvEeorB/

Goodnight everyone!

Brand manager: "I didn't prepare anything, I want this to be a ~conversation~"

This is... so American 😆