Julia, delightful person @Juju@magnificentbeardsfan.club

@c0debabe ALL THE MENZ

#re #introduction

I'm Julia. I'm 33, a translator and I get easily annoyed by small, inconsequential things.

I like #crossstitch, #sewing, #StardewValley, #PlanetZoo and just generally games you can't "win" (Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.)

I have a bunch of mental health issues (depression, social anxiety, agoraphobia) and also physical health issues because why not, right?

I'm also fat, weirdly charming - which you wouldn't expect after the first sentence - and German.

I JUST FINISHED A THING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO FINISH FOR THREE MONTHS!

This relationship will fall apart because of an argument about if Carol Baskin killed her husband or not.

THE POT FARMER WHO PROBABLY KILLED THEM WAS NICKNAMED BIGFOOT! Fuck this...

Why is my Bigfoot documentary now about drugs? I *hate* drug documentaries so this is a huge betrayal.

True love: pausing your Bigfoot documentary every time you get sent a TikTok.

Men want to fuck Bigfoot.
It's always a "he" until it's something they want to fuck like their boats, cars and Bigfoot.

Me telling the BFF that I'm watching a documentary about Bigfoot. 😆

I deleted my island and will start again now. #acnh

I'm so white that I reflect the sun! (That "bruise" is hair dye that will be there for a good long while.)

Why is it suddenly so warm in my apartment. Eww!

Teaching Justin about important German grammar terms such as the Deppenapostroph.

My hair is purple-y now.

To make up for it the grocery guy was a dick, though. So faithlessness in men restored.

I just had a super nice interaction with a male construction worker and I don't know how to process that.

Sure had a day yesterday...

Processing information is super hard for me and this is a lot so let's go back to working for now. 😆

Sure, I could work but I'm instead watching Youtube videos explaining Baseball to me so Justin doesn't have to deal with a thousand annoying questions.

I think in the last three weeks there hasn't been a day I haven't cried.