Julia @Juju@magnificentbeardsfan.club
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I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
Don't follow if you're under 18.
Joined May 2019
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Fun pronunciation fact: It's Juju as in Yooyoo, coming from Julia (Yoolia). I'm German, y'all.
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#reintroductions
Hello and welcome!
I am:
- 31
- angry 24/7
- boring
- mentally ill 
I like:
- crafting
- beards
- live-tooting things I hate
- boosting the shit out of your beautiful faces
I dislike:
- dolphins (fuck those guys) 
- sea lions (both the animals and the dudes sliding into my notifications)
- humanity as a whole
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Still don't see new followers on this account, so no f4f crap.
Just talk to me and we'll go from there.
Ich guck grad "Ein Statement von 80+ Youtubern" und ich wusste gar nicht, dass es so viele deutsche gibt.
Smol Julia gave me a... soap bubble wand? 
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx2WEUThtmh/
(Mastodon didn't want my video...)
#FineFemmeFriday
Goddammit, Mastodon. Let me upload a video!
It has happened, I've finally "hit the subscribe button" on a German YouTuber. No, it's not that blue-haired guy.
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Let me grace your timeline with a picture of Lucy Liu and the gun show.
I slep and now I headache. 😒
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why do i get the impression some straight couples feel like they need to have a boy and a girl?
like they'll just keep having babies until they've collected the Full Gender Set™
and if they have three or four kids and they all are born as one gender, they'll finally give up on Collecting Em All but they'll be like quietly disappointed about it
i've gotten this vibe from straight families who are having kids a lot and it freaks me out even more than gender reveal party bullshit
Me sleps yes? 
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me watching other people online having healthy relationships and building their social circles
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Ihr habt doch bestimmt Ahnung von Projekt Management. Wenn man da ein offizielles Zertifikat möchte, welche sind da die seriösen & einschlägigen Anbieter*innen in Deutschland?
[Bitte keine replies, dass PM bullshit ist. Ich versuche hier auch nur im Kapitalismus zu überleben, okay?]
Only 243 more #MutantStandard emojis to upload...
That weird moment of confusion when you read a letter that ends with "Julia" and you didn't write it.
I have zero chill or concentration today so no captioning for me today. I'm not going to risk making mistakes and getting kicked out.
I'm just going to pray that I'm getting the important email I've been waitinf for for three weeks today.
Admin
I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
Don't follow if you're under 18.
Joined May 2019
