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I'm Julia. I'm 33, a translator and I get easily annoyed by small, inconsequential things. :fingerguns:

I like , , , and just generally games you can't "win" (Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.)

I have a bunch of mental health issues (depression, social anxiety, agoraphobia) and also physical health issues because why not, right?

I'm also fat, weirdly charming - which you wouldn't expect after the first sentence - and German.

I JUST FINISHED A THING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO FINISH FOR THREE MONTHS!

And we're back!
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These are the basic rules, please read them first: misandry.city/@MastoSourcedPla
Bonus rule:
Send me the third last one as well if you're embarrassed by one or both of the others.
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This relationship will fall apart because of an argument about if Carol Baskin killed her husband or not.

THE POT FARMER WHO PROBABLY KILLED THEM WAS NICKNAMED BIGFOOT! Fuck this...

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Why is my Bigfoot documentary now about drugs? I *hate* drug documentaries so this is a huge betrayal.

can you guys recommend me blogs and podcasts on neurodivergence, preferably by neurodivergent people? specially on autism and adhd :) i need more fuel to feed my little current obsession :blob_spin:

(english, spanish and portuguese content ok!)

#recommendation #fedihelp

True love: pausing your Bigfoot documentary every time you get sent a TikTok.

Hot take that came to me while watching a Sasquatch documentary 

Men want to fuck Bigfoot.
It's always a "he" until it's something they want to fuck like their boats, cars and Bigfoot.

Me telling the BFF that I'm watching a documentary about Bigfoot. 😆

I'm so white that I reflect the sun! (That "bruise" is hair dye that will be there for a good long while.)

Teaching Justin about important German grammar terms such as the Deppenapostroph.

To make up for it the grocery guy was a dick, though. So faithlessness in men restored.

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I just had a super nice interaction with a male construction worker and I don't know how to process that.

Processing information is super hard for me and this is a lot so let's go back to working for now. 😆

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Sure, I could work but I'm instead watching Youtube videos explaining Baseball to me so Justin doesn't have to deal with a thousand annoying questions.

sad 

I think in the last three weeks there hasn't been a day I haven't cried.

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